TomKat Not Cool Enough For French Club

Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes were denied entry to French nightclub Caves Du Roi in St. Tropez recently after capacity was filled. An angry Cruise reportedly stormed off to another location, but couldn’t handle the e-tarded clubbers and called it an early night.

The Hollywood couple were turned away from the Byblos Hotel’s Caves Du Roi club after being told there was no room for them in the VIP area, where other stars including P. Diddy were already partying. Club bouncers refused to let Tom and Katie into the club when they arrived at 11pm, despite pleas from the pair’s security, who reportedly said: “Are you serious? It’s Tom Cruise.” A club source explained: “The VIP area was full and the management weren’t willing to move the guests already there to make room for Tom.

“It wouldn’t have been fair - they’d spent a fortune.” A hotel spokeswoman confirmed they turned the pair away, adding: “It would have been dangerous to allow any more people in - no matter who they were.” Tom and Katie are said to have stormed off, making their way to the VIP Room club where owner Jean Roch immediately gave them their own table. A source said: “Tom looked really out of place among all the clubbers with glowsticks dancing away to house tunes. He sat there tapping his foot nervously to the music and couldn’t get out of there fast enough.”

In case you thought TomKat was denied because of this video, rest assured his dancing skills played no part in the decision.