A Chicago Sun-Times columnist has leaked a rumor sparking fresh Jessica Simpson - Tony Romo marriage news. The slickster claims the couple is planning late marriage this winter, sometime after the beloved Super Bowl has commenced. Does Romo know what he’s really in for, or what?
One of my best Dallas snoops just happened to be in the original Neiman Marcus in Big D, shortly after Jessica Simpson and main man and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo were in the store checking out big sparklers — the kind women wear on their left-hand ring finger.
I’m hearing the couple are talking about a winter wedding. Dallas fans can relax. The happy twosome are said to be planning to tie the knot well after the end of the NFL season, including the Super Bowl – should the Cowboys make it to the big game in Tampa, Fla.
The best advice we at NinjaDude.com have for Tony is: consult Jessica’s ex, Nick Lachey before you actually go through with the wedding. If after this, you still wish to get married, we hope the prenup is solid, and that you have an invisible cloak to forever excuse poppa Joe, both physically and in the figurative mental state…otherwise, he may be joining you and “his daughter” nightly for bed. This will only be the terrfying start of what should otherwise be some disgusting movie plot, but now actually exists as your life!
To the readers: Would you still marry Jessica Simpson?
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Tony boy you’d almost be better in the Jackson family.
tcidda — October 2, 2008 @ 10:32 am