Top 8 Celebrity Upskirts

With the dead of winter upon us, most of you probably want to shoot someone because of the shitty weather and your even shittier job. Well, be thankful today…since NinjaDude last brought you our ‘Top 10 Celebrity Nipple Slips‘ back in the fall, we now present to you our latest feature, the Top 8 Celebrity Upskirts!

Starlets of Hollywood know the true power of flashing your crotch, with and without panties. We’ve scanned through our archives and picked out the 8 best upskirt moments from the past year, so grab your 40oz. of Busch Light and find out who made the cut!

#1 - Britney Spears

Britney Spears is without a doubt our #1 crotch flashing offender, having racked up a consecutive 4 upskirt exposures within a matter of weeks. It all went down when her and our attention whore of the year, Ms. Paris Hilton began a friendship that included lots of drunken, club-hopping moments. We speculate Paris gave Britney the lessons on flashing her vagina, which created a popularity surge so enormous we simply couldn’t leave the former pop princess out of the top spot! Click her pic for the uncensored vagina shot in all its glory.

#2 - Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan broke the upskirt record when she flashed her gina for the fourth time (that we’ve caught) all within a matter of months. As her popularity grows and status as a slutty Hollywood starlet manifests itself near daily, we felt Lohan deserved to be in our #2 spot. Currently undergoing treatment at the Wonderland rehab center, Lohan is no stranger when it comes to flashing the bare pussy. She gave us a peek in Venice, and also showed us how the red snapper looks when you step out of a car.

#3 - Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton comes in as our third best upskirt provider, when she garnered additional publicity by showing off her brown colored cooter. The official role model of sluts, whores, and skanks worldwide, Paris has also recently been crowned our attention whore of the year, chosen by you the readers. Surprisingly, we did find that she actually had some moral restraint on this occasion when her upskirt came with a set of panties! However, please don’t be fooled — that doesn’t necessarily mean the heiress is slacking; she made up tenfold with her recent scandal that has her exposed after forgetting to pay a storage bill! Out comes more naked videos and incriminating shit, courtesy of your dumb ass gene (which apparently is quite prevalent).

#4 - Ashlee Simpson

Ever since Ashlee got her nose done and started doing some cardio, she began getting noticed more than sister Jessica, which is something our slutty friend has struggled with in the past. One major point she managed to nail was the upskirt, proving that with panties on you can still get noticed. While her talent is mostly lackluster…I’m sure there’s going to be many more upskirt shows from the pop rocker in the near future! Maybe she’ll lose the thong next time, because face it…you wanna see her bare vagina don’t you.

#5 - Nicole Richie

Proving that you don’t actually have to do anything interesting to become famous, Nicole Richie hasn’t once hesitated to follow in the footsteps of her best friend Paris Hilton. While drunk and dancing on the bar, skinny Nicole gave everyone a peek at her yellow drawers while some guy rubbed his boner on her ass. This chick really has learned from the best, but there’s plenty more that you still need to see. It involves lots of coke on a fat hairy dude while a raging party flows out of control on a yacht. Did I mention there’s more nakedness too?

#6 - Avril Lavigne

I’m only plugging this stupid bitch because as of late, I was informed she’s been prancing around in the highly visible Hollywood hot spots, begging for the paparazzi to shoot her. Also, there was an undisclosed amount of money wired to my bank account because I agreed to add her upskirt moment as #6 in this countdown. I guess this is some lame attempt to boost sales of her upcoming album that probably sucks because Avril is resorting to attention whore tactics in order to sell it. Hey, I guess that doesn’t really matter as long as more upskirts are involved.

#7 - Katie Holmes

Even though she’s married to Tom Cruise, the hailed “Jesus Christ of Scientology”, Katie Holmes used to know well the sacred art of upskirts! If you fell in love with Joey Potter during the Dawson’s Creek era, one may find thyself angry with the current situation, even though Katie has appeared topless in a couple films. There isn’t really much more to say about her except that she needs to run very, very quickly, away from her husband and that fucking cult they call a religion. Aliens?

#8 - Kate Moss

Last but not least, Kate Moss makes the list for being a sexy supermodel that isn’t afraid to get naked on the beach, or do a little coke from time to time. She’s dating British drug addict and rock star Pete Doherty, who’s been to jail over 68 times for illegal narcotics alone. Kate showed us her version of the upskirt in the form of a camel toe thong flash during a night of heavy drinking. Let’s just say she can come to my parties anytime, as long as she’s got a bag of drugs and a few hot bitches with her!