Vanessa Hudgens: Dancing With The Gays

Vanessa Hudgens was looking all sexy-hookerish in NYC on Tuesday with her pretend boyfriend and (rumored) gay co-star, Zac Efron. The duo dropped by MTV’s TRL show to promote their latest High School Musical film, a part thrice dealing with Senior year. Undoubtedly, this piece of shit movie actually has a loyal tween audience that only grew more solid these past couple years, subsequently looting millions of parental pockets for real banking dollars.

Either way, the ones laughing loudest with bags of cash to the local repository are in fact Disney CEO’s and all those employees with jobs ending in “executive.” Yeah, I’m a hater just like you. Proudly boasting my lack of singing talent plus dance moves that suck (at best) after downing 6 shots of Patron. Oh yeah, I also never wear makeup, which for Zac Efron, often results in a better application job than his fake girlfriend. Hudgens will soon be free of the lil’ kiddy image and ready to get herself a real dude. Holla!