Vince Vaughn No Longer Scared To Wake Up

Vince Vaughn finally came to his senses and got rid of the putty face that is Jennifer Aniston. The two reportedly called it quits weeks ago after their final bedroom rendezvous. That actually makes me sick, the thought of these two having sex. It would be like two wild gorillas, except one of the gorillas is named Jennifer Aniston.

After more than a year together, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have decided to part ways. “After Jennifer’s trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today,” reps Stephen Huvane and John Pisani tell PEOPLE exclusively. The statement ends weeks of speculation that Aniston and Vaughn’s relationship has been cooling off. Vaughn has been filming Fred Claus in London since late September, while Aniston has been busy working in Los Angeles and New York.

I bet Vince is on top of the world now that he’s a single man. Those middle aged soccer moms will be dropping bedroom panties in no time.

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