Whitney Port’s Bikini Body Hits South Beach

MTV reality star Whitney Port and her favorite bikini stormed Miami’s Fashion Week, spotted on Sunday at the annual Merecedes-Benz SWIM bash. This invite-only runway event took place at the swank Raleigh Hotel, perfect for famous people and “fashionistas” like Port, who milked the photographers for max. face time.

What’s your opinion of this girl? Would you believe it when I say that Whitney actually holds a degree from USC in gender studies? It’s hard to grasp, yes, and we’d easily assume that roughly all but three people she’s interacted with in her entire life perceived an I.Q. level somewhere between a pigeon and Shih-Tzu. Can she truly form intellectual thought? Perhaps you’ve heard the line–it doesn’t always require smarts to graduate college!

Honestly though, how can you treat Port seriously without fantasizing about those titties in your mouth and how to quickly manifest that vision into steamy reality? Since it’s never gonna’ happen, continue along and have your free of charge, obligatory peek of an enlarged coconut-scented Whitney bikini body by clicking the pic above, or see how she chills in the ocean while perched tandem aboard a jet-ski with the thumbnail below! Wonder who the lucky lady she’s grasping tightly is?