Celebrity Breast Inspectors: Exposed

Normally we’d glorify a single caught & exposed celeb breast inspector, but when thumbing through the latest sightings, we found three different famous dudes sneaking a peek at some massive female rack!

Kicking off the action with our first guilty party–Dwayne Johnson (aka The Rock) was in Los Angeles yesterday for the premiere of Get Smart, although he wasn’t very intelligent staring at Anne Hathaway’s huge cleavage while her co-star (and probable sex partner) Steve Carell monitored off the side. Another case of “can’t blame the wandering man-eye.” Or boobs, whichever you prefer.

For our next couple of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, despite the fact they’re newlyweds, checking out your wife’s titties in public is disrespectful and unnecessary. This especially holds true for all the guys who stood there, wishing they were having sex with that chest you just examined. If that’s even possible given Eva’s lack of mass goin’ on there. Oh well!

Lastly, we have Will Smith and Charlize Theron in Paris for the premiere of Hancock. Apparently “Big Willy” was working on one of his own, right there on the red carpet….and who wouldn’t with cleavage so inviting? Hopefully Will’s wife doesn’t see the evidence, or else that prostitute fund may become rather low this month.